Saturday, 18 August 2012

Cat (Bob) Facts


Just to let my cat Bob know that I don’t need his help with…

  • Tying my shoe laces
  • Sewing on buttons
  • Typing a report on my laptop
  • Using a computer mouse
  • Rearranging pens on my desk
  • Filing paperwork
  • Preparing food
  • Licking the butter off my toast
  • Emptying out the litter tray
  • Wrapping presents
  • Getting things out of cupboards
  • Getting food out of the fridge
  • Stacking the dishwasher
  • Talking on the phone
  • Watching TV


In fact, anything where an inquisitive face, a playful paw or a flicking tail will probably make the task almost impossible.

Pity Bob can’t read…

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